How many times, dear reader, would you allow a semi-new to your household box-trained cat to pee your bed before you decided enough was enough, and it was time for him to shove off? Once? Twice? Three times a wet spot?
Let's just say, I placed an ad for a cute little black and white kitty today. Any takers?
11 comments:
oh my heavens. you're evil kitty's owner aren't you?
I think Norman Bate's momma might want to adopt kitty for her Norman
Do you own Evil Kitty? I haven't seen her around lately.
come to think of it, I haven't seen norman bate's momma around either
I say she's pee'd her last. We had a cat that we couldn't ever get to stop peeing just end it now, while she's cute enough to get rid of easily.
Cat Pee Makes Me A Very Crap Unhappy Mama. It's also the leading cause of Cat Scratch Fever.
You better get rid of that cat soon before Ted Nugent shows up at your door yowling. Ooops, I mean "singing."
The cat has been adopted by another unwitting family.
We didn't conduct the adoption, just so you know. We let him be an "outside cat" until the neighborhood garage sale, when he climbed into a doll bed and slept all day until someone thought he was so cute, they HAD to have him. Who are we to stand in the way of true love?
This cat must be Evil Kitty's homie. Do you want Evil Kitty instead? Evil Kitty will not pee on your mattress. Evil Kitty will only pee on your couch and your kitchen table.
Do you live near a river?
It probably doesn't need saying, but you are freakin' hilarious.
The Horror!!
I like kitties. But I just don't like the smell of cat pee.
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